Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken

“Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it, but don’t swallow it.”

- Hank Ketcham (taken from ¡Journalista!)

Note to Self:

My job as a father (when I become one) is not to make sure my kids have it better off than I did, but to make sure they’re better people than I am.

Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken

“Fantasy football is like Dungeons & Dragons for adults who, in high school, beat up people who played Dungeons & Dragons.”

–Unknown, heard on XM Comedy.