Note to Self…

The employees at Home Depot at closing are almost as bad as the ones at Sears Hardware the rest of the time.

Note to Self:

It is impossible to remain irritable when listening to Tony Bennett.

Note to Self:

My job as a father (when I become one) is not to make sure my kids have it better off than I did, but to make sure they’re better people than I am.

Note to Self:

When you’ve got Coyotes of Silver Moon done, check this out. You enjoy Fantasy. You enjoy naval stories. You enjoy naval fantasy stories. So, if you’re going to play in the genre pool, you might as well have some fun. If no one else is going to write a naval fantasy short, you might as well, and while you’re at it you might as well get paid for it.

Note to Self

Whoever named packing peanuts should change the name to packing popcorn. Because, when you buy the cheap popcorn from those rented air-poppers you see at fund-raisers, they taste and sound about the same.

Note to Self:

Hungry-Man Jumbo Rigatoni with Meat Sauce, tastiest of the Hungry-Man family.

(And yet, not on the Swanson website. Maybe it’s being test-marketing right now.)

Note to Self:

Don’t crack your knuckles when they’re swollen. Bad things happen.

Note to Self:

Dropping chocolate custard on your brand new yoga exercise ball is probably not the best way to start a new diet.

Note to Self

Frozen dinners should have less mashed potatoes and more macaroni and cheese.

Note to Self

Order plastic forks. Attempting to eat chicken parmingiana with a plastic spoon is an exercise in frustration.